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Island of Sanity

Men & Women


Woman: I have here a list of 100 things I want from a boyfriend or future husband. Beginning with tall, rich, and athletic and working down to must love dogs and must have the same favorite color as me.

Society: You go girl! Stick to your high standards! You don't have to settle.

Man: I'd kind of like a girl who isn't fat.

Society: You sexist, misogynist pig! How dare you demand that a woman accomodate some standard of yours! You should love her just the way she is.

If you have a list of 100 things you want from a man, you should have a corresponding list of 100 things you have to offer a man.

© 2023 by Jay Johansen


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